Watch this space.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I was about to throw an old Kodak CX6330 camera away and instead just for giggles I chucked it onto Ebay.

All I could find that goes with it is the USB cable and the sotware CD. Couldn't find the user manual (although I just kindly printed it from t'net).

So with all that in mind I started the price at £0.01. Yep a penny.

I really thought it would be great if it made £5 (enough for a drink)

Insanely, it is now at £16.60.

Yet the bundle of PDA stuff I am selling with a value of over £250 is only at £50.

Go figure. lol.

I am going to quit more often.

You would not believe how much free food and drink I have consumed so far and it's only Tuesday.

Bring on the next three days !!

Along with other technical fuck-ups I have ... erm ... caused of late I have now deleted EVERYONE from my new phone.

It's a pretty shiny one though.

Anyway, if you are among the unfortunates who are silly enough to trust me with your number/email ... can I have the details again.

I am assuming you have my number so can you text me so that I can save. (Oh and please tell me who you are ... don't make me guess)

No, Row ... don't bother .. I was not THAT drunk last night ... I got you back in.

Oer .. that sounds funny.

p.s. Doicare .... will be returning.

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far arse kissing will take you.

A-R-S-E-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Arse kissing that will put you over the top!!!

Sabotage ?