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Attitude versus Bullshit
by Abilene @ 2007-09-25 - 08:58:32

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far arse kissing will take you.

A-R-S-E-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Arse kissing that will put you over the top!!!

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antlady69antlady69 pro
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2007-09-25 @ 09:09

A-ha, this confirms my suspicions. Too many arse kissers are in too high positions. :D

ladee-birdladee-bird pro
2007-09-25 @ 09:37

Its just what i always suspected :yes:

*makes mental note to do sod all work but lots of arse kissing & bullshitting when i get round to getting me a job*

Old-NickOld-Nick pro
2007-09-25 @ 09:42

Any one that uses the phrase "110 %" tells me everything I need to know about them.

Basically they are Llwnts.

:)

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2007-09-25 @ 16:23

totally with you on that one..gah!

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rithompsonrithompson [Member]
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2007-09-25 @ 11:51

[Makes mental note to bullshit in next job application!]

deleted user [Visitor]

2007-09-25 @ 14:33

:) I like that......and it is soooo true...

cocosococoso [Member]
http://www.cocoso.eu
2008-04-03 @ 10:49

Flawless math... cant fault it ;P

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